100+ Best Funny Pizza Puns for a Slice of Humor

Like the perfect extra topping on a slice, these Funny Pizza Puns will add just the right flavor to your day! In this article, we’ve compiled a delicious list of Funny Pizza Puns to make you smile while satisfying your craving for cheesy humour. From crusty jokes to saucy one-liners, these puns are the perfect topping for any pizza lover’s day. So grab a slice, get comfy, and let the pun-tastic fun begin!

Interesting Fact: The world’s largest pizza, created in 2012, measured a whopping 13,580 square feet and was completely gluten-free!

Best Funny Pizza Puns: A Slice Above the Rest

1. “I love pizza from my head tomatoes.”
2. “I’ve never sausage a beautiful pizza!”
3. “The pizza chef pasta way. He just ran out of thyme.”
4. “My career is in pizzas.”
5. “I’ve run out of pizza puns. I cannoli do so many.”
6. “I’m not good at topping my own pizza puns.”
7. “I tried a slice of American pie but found the apple topping really weird.”
8. “Only a weirdough doesn’t like pizza.”
9. “Believing in pizza puns is a matter of crust.”
10. “Olive, my heart belongs to pizza.”
11. “I’d tell you the best topping for a pizza, but it seems too cheesy.”
12. “If I had a pizzeria, I’d give away old slices to the kneading.”
13. “You wanna pizza me?”
14. “Stop being so saucy with the pizza puns!”
15. “You’ve stolen a pizza, my heart.”
16. “We pepper-own-each other a few more pizzas!”
17. “My doctor told me to watch my carbs, so I’m cutting a pizza into 16 slices instead of 8.”
18. “Every time a new pizza delivery man comes to the door and notices the smell of the last pizza man, they storm off. It’s an unfortunate Domino effect.”
19. “Pizza makes the world go round—or at least, it’s shaped that way!”
20. “Quit playing knead, and just give me the pizza already.”

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21. “I pepper-only have eyes for you!”
22. “Cheese the day!”
23. “Pizza makes the world go round—or at least, it’s shaped that way!”
24. “Quit playing knead, and just give me the pizza already.”
25. “Another one bites the crust.”
26. “There’s mushroom for improvement with this pizza.”
27. “The pizza chef’s watch said it was oregano’clock.”
28. “In pizza, we crust.”
29. “Never let anyone tell you you’re not a pizza perfection just the way you are!”
30. “I’m wearing my pizzajamas for a pizza night.”
31. “I don’t want pizza. I knead it.”
32. “You’re a real pizza work!”
33. “Sliced to meet you!”

Silly Funny Pizza Puns: Laughs That Can’t Be Topped

34. “Have a slice day!”
35. “These pizza puns are getting crusty, but olive them anyway.”
36. “A good pizza pun is a rare slice of life.”
37. “I tried to come up with more pizza puns, but I ran out of thyme and dough.”
38. “You’re bacon me crazy with these pizza puns! Lettuce stop while we’re ahead.”
39. “No matter how you slice it, these pizza puns are grate.”
40. “Time to say ciao to these cheesy pizza jokes!”

Hilarious Funny Pizza Puns: Dough You Want to Hear More?

41. “How do you dance like a pizza? You crust a move!”
42. “What’s a pizza’s favorite artist? Pablo Pizzacaso.”
43. “What did the pizza say to the delivery guy? ‘You don’t pepper-own me.'”
44. “What do you call a sleeping pizza? A piZZZa!”
45. “What does a pizza wear to smell good? Calzogne.”
46. “Why did the man cut his pizza with a smartphone? It’s cutting-edge technology.”
47. “What did the pepperoni say to the pizza? ‘Nice to meet you!'”
49. “What did the pizza maker say before robbing a bank? ‘I may love making pizza, but I really knead the dough.'”
50. “What did the pastry chef say when the pizza chef asked him for help? ‘I cannoli do so much.'”
51. “Why do restaurants put pizza in square boxes? ‘Because they don’t cut corners.'”
52. “Waiter, will my pizza be long? ‘No, it will be round!'”

Creative Funny Pizza Puns: More Than Just a Cheesy Joke

53. “Trust me, these funny pizza puns are knead-to-know.”
54. “Read on to get a slice of the action.”
55. “This is the dough main for all you pizza aficionado-doughs.”
56. “I a-dough you!”
57. “Grab that pizza (and these pizza puns) while you can. They’re here today, gone tomato.”
58. “Get out there and cheese the day.”
59. “Never mind, it’s too cheesy.”
60. “If you’re not enjoying these pizza puns, you must be laughter intolerant.”
61. “You’re a real pizza work.”
62. “Sorry to say, this isn’t going to get any cheesier.”
63. “Because he’s such a fungi.”
64. “What do aardvarks like on pizza? Ant-chovies.”
65. “I burnt my Hawaiian pizza. Should have used aloha temperature.”
66. “This is history in the baking.”
67. “This deep-dish bake time is an incrustice!”
68. “Another one bites the crust.”
69. “We are the custodians of pizza love…and pizza humour.”
70. “Cauliflower base: a breach of crust?”
71. “You have stolen a pizza, my heart.”
72. “What is a pizza maker’s favorite song? Slice, Slice Baby.”
73. “No matter which way you slice it, this is how I cut my carbs.”
74. “Pizza: It’s the circle of life.”
75. “The only love triangle I want is a pizza slice.”
76. “These pizza jokes are all about the delivery.”

Punny Pizza Puns: Extra Toppings of Humor

77. “I’m feeling saucy today!”
78. “Let’s make this party a pizz-tacular event!”
79. “Dough you love me?”
80. “This pun is oven-baked to perfection.”
81. “Melt my heart like mozzarella.”
82. “You’re my better half…of the pizza.”
83. “Pizza is my soulmate!”
84. “I can’t get enough of this dough-mance.”
85. “These pizza puns are on a roll!”
86. “Let’s get pizza the action!”
87. “I’m a little crust-fallen when there’s no pizza left.”
88. “Let’s raise a toast to pizza!”
89. “You’re the topping on my pizza!”
90. “Pizza is the slice of life.”
91. “Every pizza me loves every pizza you.”
92. “Pizza and jokes? Yes, please!”
93. “You’re the mozzarella to my pizza.”
94. “Pizza: bringing people together, one slice at a time.”
95. “Dough-n’t worry, be happy!”
96. “You had me at pizza.”
97. “Let’s make this a pizza-perfect day!”
98. “Pizza is always the answer, no matter the question.”
99. “Olive you so much, pizza.”
100. “This pizza joke has a lot of crust.”
101. “Pizza: the ultimate comfort food.”
102. “Puns and pizza, a match made in heaven.”
103. “You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.”
104. “Keep calm and eat pizza.”
105. “Every slice is a slice of happiness.”
106. “Life is better with pizza and puns.”

Serving Up the Last Slice of Laughter

We hope you enjoyed these funny pizza puns and jokes as much as we enjoyed making them. There’s a pizza pun for everyone, from cheesy one-liners to saucy jokes. Remember, laughter is the best topping; with these jokes, your humour will always be well done!

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David S. Colunga

David S. Colunga is a seasoned comedy writer and pun specialist with more than 15 years of experience in the field. Known for his sharp wit and creative wordplay, David has authored the popular book "Laughing Layers: The Art of Pun-Making," which explores the intricacies of crafting clever puns and jokes. His contributions to various humor websites and magazines have garnered a wide audience, making him a respected figure in the comedy community.

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100+ Funny Pizza Puns That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

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